Funniest Comment gets a gift!

I had originally planned something much more thought out and in depth for today's post, but then fate intervened through my cousin in law.  Lauren, serendipitously posted an image on facebook last night that I simply cannot ignore.  Since the image is now forever seared into my brain and inseparable from my memory I have decided that the best course of action would be a complete and thorough discussion of this pure travesty of an outfit.  And to encourage the spirit of the discussion I will be giving gifts to the wittiest participants! Rules later... lets dive in!

Lauren quite accurately captioned the photo "hooker daywear".  It's like all three of the Kardashians melded together to form one style and destination confused street walker.  I mean where is this harlot headed? to the beach with chains and leggings, on a safari with a band of pirates, to a bondage conference on Plymouth Rock (pilgram booties???). 

This ensemble breaks so many style guidelines I'm not sure if you could count them all... but let's try. If I get 20 comments on this blog post I will give a completely FREE gift to the funniest comment.  I will judge this by which one makes me laugh the loudest.  It's all very scientific. Additionally if any of you want to go the extra mile and drive out to Triangle Town Center, locate this mannequin in the Crush store front, and take an amazing photo with the mannequin your efforts will be rewarded with $20 worth of Lucy2s bucks that you can use at any craft fair that I am in! You have until Friday at midnight. GO!

I know you wanted to see it again.  You're welcome.
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